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https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Joe_Burrow_NIB_IHA_GR.jpeg20001125CINCINNATI—Explaining that the ongoing ordeal has added stress to an already difficult week, Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow expressed frustration Friday after the hospital he visited to treat his recent foot injury reportedly refused to accept the team’s health insurance plan. “I’m supposed to get my turf toe operated on, but the hospital apparently is […]